Trying to fulfill the stereotype

It's happening. It's really going to happen finally. Everyone beware, run and hide. Do not leave your house, walk in the middle of the streets!!

I'M GETTING MY PERMIT AGAIN! LOL!!! This is number 10-14, I don't remember anymore. However, there is a new twist to this story.

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DRIVING AROUND A CAR AND PRACTICING. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

If you value your life you will not leave your house. No, but seriously, Wife has decided (for totally altruistic reasons I'm sure) that if I'm going to be on a sober kick and going to bars and drinking pineapple juice all night then I should damn well get my license and practice driving.

I can see it now.... pulled over by the cops.

"Mam, can I see your license and registration?"
"Uh... Officer I have my permit and registration."
"Mam, you can't be driving with only a permit this late at night."
"Excuse me officer *Hiccup* but can I get your number?" <-- says drunken Wife.

"Officer, as you can see it was really for the best that I drove."
"Yes, I do see that mam. Go straight home. And no mam, you cannot have my number."

hardy har har honk honk.

Don't say I didn't warn you.