Everyone should have one

Wife said the funniest thing this weekend. "I wish I had a J."

Now for you unfortunate enough to not have a J I'll explain. J is my big sister. She's pretty much the best sister you can have. Everyone really should have one. I don't know how people survive without one.

These are the reasons why Julies are great:

1. When you're napping they get mad and stuff your dirty socks in your mouth.
2. They tell you to do their laundry. But in exchange they clean your room.
3. They buy you drinks, makeup, and bring you clothes.
4. They put said makeup on you and make you look all perty.
5. They tell you what to wear so you look like a girl.
6. They pat you on the head when you're bummed and smack you when you're really sad and tell you to get over it.
7. They let you call them anytime to bitch and then tell you that you have nothing to bitch about and to get over it.
8. They are willing to fly at a moments notice up from LA if you need them.
9. They don't ever have to like you but they always love you because they know blood is stronger than anything else in the world.
10. They are always on your side even when they know you're not right, but they'll never not be on your side in public. They'll just wait until you're in private before they kick your butt.

There are so many reasons why J's are great. Everyone should have one. You can't have mine but you really should go get one.

The only bad thing is that they come and do all these things and then have to go back to their own lives. poop.

I have the bestest sister even if she's not really funny and likes to stuff dirty socks in my mouth.