Monday, September 10, 2007

How to Make New Friends

I have a paper due tomorrow. BEFORE ANYONE GIVES ME SHIT FOR WRITING THIS BLOG I have finished writing it I'm waiting on a classmate to review it and give me feedback so just lump it.

Now back to my blog. I have met a really cool new guy named J. Just a friend, he's got a girlfriend and a baby and seriously, I have no patience for anything like that. So that being said. I realized that while walking to Shattuck from campus that J and I are now truly friends. Why, you ask, and how you ask.

Simple. We've started talking about our bowel movements. I told Joaquin that it freaks people out how much Wife, Hy and I know about each others poop schedule. So today J finally told me that the pizza we had eaten for lunch was fucking up his intestines and he wasn't sure if he needed to poop or fart. I started laughing. J has now joined the cult of poop without even knowing it.

Yeah anyone you can talk about bowel movements with is a friend of mine. Now back to my paper.

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