ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

I've had the most frustrating day and am now venting via blogging. I think this is slightly more therapeutic than smashing the shit out of some poor inanimate object that has done nothing to deserve said smashing.

Damn undergraduate advisor!! You can't declare until you finish the prerequisite classes you are taking now. I know you can't sign up for classes next semester because you aren't a declared major but really its not my fault that you're not me. Fucking authoritative ass munch!!

I'm was so mad I couldn't see straight. It might have been because I was glaring at him so hard, but then again WTF? And that brought up the thought what the hell does it mean when people say they were so mad that they could spit. What the hell does getting angry and spitting have to do with it. Unless you mean spit on the person or thing that is pissing you off. I mean being so angry that you can't see straight makes sense to me because usually that means one of two things 1) I'm so drunk that I couldn't see straight anyways, or 2) I'm glaring so hard that I can't see straight because my eyes are so scrunched from glaring.

And also what the hell is it with all these stupid sayings that don't make any sense? Like I'm going to kick ass and take names. What the hell if you kick someone's ass you should at least know their name. And why does it not make sense when I say I'm going to kick your ass and take notes. I mean notes makes more sense in the long run right? Like after you come to from your ass kicking then I can tell how i kicked your ass. That makes more sense than taking your stupid name down.

And one in the hand is better than two in some basket or some shit? you know that saying or maybe you don't. IRRELEVANT! important point is that most of these sayings make no damn sense!

Another thing that pisses me off is pretty people. i've decided that pretty people should get punched in the face. In fact I think everyone should just get punched in the face. Also, bruises and anemia. Anemia really sucks. Right now my legs are so bruised up that I look like I've been getting the shit kicked out of me by a midget. Fucking midgets. Hate them to. They think they're all better than everyone else because they can buy little kids clothes and can dress up as oompa loompas for halloween. Damn midgets.

And finally sunshine. I've decided that the sun needs to kiss my ass. Especially after it's sunburnt. I want my damn rain and fog and mist. This sun shiney birds chirping bullshit needs to stop. People are to damn happy and smiley because of this sunshine shit. I demand no more sunshine.

That ends my list of things I hate today.

Hugs and kisses to all of my friends. Now that I've finished pounding on my keyboard I feel all zen and cathartic. Now I'm going to go find a puppy, baby chicken, kitten or baby to kick.

FINAL NOTE: I really REALLY REALLY hate the word cute and everything that is associated with cute. Damn fucking cute things and their cuteness, being cute and cute like. Unfuck cute, may it never get cute-ed? What the hell did I just type? Who cares. Just understand it damnit