That feeling of butterflies in your stomach, the feeling of a roller coaster drop. The feeling that makes you feel like your heart is going to jump out of your chest. You know that feeling right? When you meet that special someone and you feel sweaty palmed and your words get mixed up in your head and come out wrong when it reached your mouth.
Ahh..yesh..wuv...twu wuv...twitterpation, crushes... I have the explanation for it all.
Gas!! People, people let's get realistic and break this down. What is this feeling we call wuv?
That feeling of butterflies in your stomach, the feeling of a roller coaster drop.
Yeah, this is also a sign of gas. When you eat something and it makes your innards all funky. I fully recommend farting and then seeing if you still have this feeling.
The feeling that makes you feel like your heart is going to jump out of your chest. You know that feeling right?
This may be early signs of a heart condition, heart attack or stroke. I fully recommend going to see a doctor about this. Usually when I feel this way it means that I've drank to many rockstars and my heart is telling me that the irregular heart beat hates me.
When you meet that special someone and you feel sweaty palmed and your words get mixed up in your head and come out wrong when it reached your mouth.
This is also usually a sign of food poisoning. The sweaty palms and confusion is a definite sign of food poisoning. It is usually followed by a mad dash to the restroom while you keep chanting to yourself "please say I wont poop in my pants, please god, please." Just remember if you have this feeling of sweaty palms and disorientation don't go back to that restaurant you just ate at, they probably gave you food poisoning.
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