Thursday, April 10, 2008

Life is Like Owl Poop

So life throws some interesting things a person's way. It's kind of like a pellet of owl poop. On the outside you can see what life's about mostly but then when you open the pellet you find out that what's on the outside is not the whole story.

Now I'm sure I've grossed out some people with my metaphor but honestly didn't you people ever have to dissect owl poop in middle school science?

Yeah....so that's my epiphany and fortune cookie wisdom for today. Life is like owl poop don't expect the outside of the pellet to show you the entire story about what you've eaten or mice that you've killed, or other rodentia which you've eaten that some poor middle schooler will have to dissect and then attempt to rebuild while trying not to gag because they're handling owl poop and mice have really small bones and trying to rebuild a mouse bone structure is really hard especially when you're trying not to gag and trying not to think about the fact that you're handling poop and rat remains.

Umm...sorry a little rant. Thank you come again.

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