The Smaller the Asian the more..uhh?

Mom: I think all of my children are very good looking.

Me: Really, I think D looks funny.

Mom: He doesn't look funny he's just short.

Me: Mom, we're all short.

Mom: It's a well known fact that short people are smarter, the shorter the smarter.

Me: So you must be the most smart since you're the shortest out of all of us.

Mom: Of course. I'm your mom. I know everything.

Me: That is true.

I'm tall and smart for my height!